stinky fingers

when your fingers smell like your anus

fuck me ive got stinky fingers

by loz turner May 1, 2003

Dick fingers

The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.

To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"

by E. A. Friendly March 11, 2009

Dick Fingers

Everything you touch you fuck.

"Hey Ki, you fuckn fucked my computer you fucken dick fingers!!!!

by Dewk Knewkem February 22, 2011

Odom Fingers

When two men have anal sex with one woman, then both of them take turns on the woman, but when it is time to tag, the male that is currently behind the woman takes his finger, sticks it in the females anus, grabs the mixture which is in there and slaps it on the other mans hand, therefore tagging him "in"

Hey Jeff, remember when we did Odom Fingers on that chick that works down at Hooters? That was awesome!

by Jeffraisas January 18, 2007

Gold Finger

A form of fingers anal penetration resulting in a diarrhea like substance depositing on your fingers after extraction

Last night I gold fingered this girl, it was super wicked cool, but smelt atrocious!

by DNA92 November 6, 2012

Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

stink finger

Sticking your finger(s) in or around your anus, just enough to get a poop smell on it. Then, putting your "stink finger" up to someone else's nose, forcing them to smell the poop.

My wife came up to me when I was lying on the couch, and farted in my face. I ran after her, and gave her the stink finger.

by corky January 14, 2005