Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.

"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."

by Docdarnit April 26, 2019

Ethan Hickert

A guy with a very long and big cock

Ethan Hickert is “HIM”

by “HIM” 2107 May 23, 2024

Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader”
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 5, 2019

Ethan

A snake whose breath stinks and enjoys hacking into peoples snapchat accounts.

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: That's Ethan he's a snake whose breath stinks.

by Nuttygamer April 18, 2024

Ethan

Short, Kind, Nerdy, Smart, And frerindly. Ethan makes friends very easily.

Ethan is my best friend.
I am Ethan.
Have u seen Ethan today.

by WillTheWise6853 June 2, 2020

Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021