Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

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Hollywood crush

A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.

I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!

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A gay guy who avoids you because you know about his sexuality.

-Did you know that guy likes the boy who you hang out with?
-Yeah, he's my crush.

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the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.

"oh you know sally"

"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"

"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"

by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017

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