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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
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coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
by singleton October 13, 2008
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Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.
Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!
by Creature44 February 27, 2019
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Who Stole My Coffee

Dark's search on a Discord Bot
by CocaineDude February 1, 2021
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