Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
Get the Coffee-beanedmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
Get the 《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》mug. i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
Get the coffeemug. When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
Get the Coffee Creamermug. the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
by singleton October 13, 2008
Get the coffee stampmug. by Creature44 February 27, 2019
Get the Coffeemug. Dark's search on a Discord Bot
by CocaineDude February 1, 2021
Get the Who Stole My Coffeemug.