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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
mugGet the english coffeemug.

Coffee Loft

A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.
by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Coffee

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived
by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
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