get your burger out

Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.

Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"

Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"

by dullhypothesis November 6, 2013

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Burger King Foot Fetish

A fetish where you are attracted to feet, but only feet that are in a plastic bin of lettuce.

Did you know Mike had a Burger King Foot Fetish?

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger

A burger that comes with blueberry compote

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

A Few Gouda Men Burger

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018