Bum Nation

The act of relaxing in a very comfortable position, preferably with a beer and playing video games or watching TV. Smoking marijuana is an optional activity while engaged in "bum nation".
Grandpa was a master of bum nation; he'd skip class all day and be passed out by 9pm.
by Catheter Cathy November 12, 2011
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crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.
Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
by eternalriw November 19, 2021
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bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping
I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?
by mrtangle December 22, 2016
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buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.
Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.
by peanut street bird August 19, 2020
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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja May 14, 2012
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Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!
by Survivor bear March 05, 2016
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Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public
by Doggly September 02, 2023
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