Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven
Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"
by megryan July 04, 2008
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Asian Shit Biscuit

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit
by Pa$tah Troy July 08, 2006
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Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna November 20, 2008
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son of a biscuit maker

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamedson of a biscuit maker ”.

You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.

Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
by Annasillyandsweet November 03, 2020
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Bangladesh Biscuit Bomb

When a man fucks his love in the butt, releases said sperm in her anal cavity, smacks both bit cheeks together while it flows out, creates a cum explosion, then proceeds to antique her from behind.
You know I love you because you’ve just been Bangladesh Biscuit Bombed.
by ihad2 August 24, 2021
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joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth
I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.
by Ratpackisback February 19, 2017
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