Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014

Bareback Bandit

somebody who haves unprotected sex (hitting raw) frequently

Yea, my brother admitted to being a bareback bandit after getting an STD and having 3 kids.

by citizen silk February 21, 2015

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

canyon bandit

1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl

Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)

by assmnglr August 27, 2015

Gigabyte Bandit

A person who does not own a smartphone and wants you to conduct searches for them

Do not Google anything for that guy he is a Gigabyte Bandit tell him to get his own smartphone.

by Jay2u December 29, 2015

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016