Chile relleno burrito

Jerking off in a sleeping bag

Person A: yo bro you tryna go camping?
Person B: only if we can make a chile relleno burrito ;)
Person A: okay 👌

by Jobinzen March 23, 2026

Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

Oops, all berries.

When you go to jail and you think it's going to be all regular cap'n crunch, but then you walk up on the pod and... oops all berries.

Nah, I can't house here. I thought It be cap'n crunch not Oops, all berries.

by Michael be no name January 4, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 1, 2025