6 April

National draw on your hands and arms day! On this day you just need to cover half of your arms with pen

“Boy”:why the hell did you draw on your hands and arms
“Girl”: because it’s 6 April!
“Boy”:ohhhh yes I fergot!

by Gayporn January 31, 2022

No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation

Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april

by MistaFunnehMan November 15, 2019

April 14th

National day for Ryder because 14 is his favorite number 🥳😂

Aye guys it’s April 14th Ryders favorite number

by Ryderj1414 April 16, 2019

April 7

The day Harry Styles butchered his ENTIRE fandom

“OH MY GO HARRY STYLES RELEASED ‘Harry Styles EP’ TODAY APRIL 7th!!”

by Richie Meh Fishie October 18, 2019

april 13th

National tity squeezing day

Yo Jimothy , it's april 13th. You exited?

by One non-djenty boi April 12, 2018

April 16th

Grab another mans dick day! Ya’ll get payback for being desperate earlier.

Awww man it’s April 16th, guess i’m gay!

by knightwing013 April 14, 2019

April 11th

national slap ass day

person 1: hey mariam it's april 11th
person 2: you know what that means

by mariam gaminde April 11, 2020