code senescence

The process by which unmaintained computer code degrades to a non-working state over time.

I have a presentation in 5 minutes, and my 3 month old code has undergone code senescence

by D G July 25, 2007

Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

Code Drunk

The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.

After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.

by Ansible42 October 5, 2016

Low-Code Low-Life

A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025

hate coded and optimized

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

Code

A very cute and adorable angel VSinger.

Hey have you heard of Code? She's really good at singing.

by SkFjk May 20, 2021

Code

To portray or present something in a certain way. A more general version of code switching.

I think I accidentally coded myself as gay while grabbing drinks at the AMPM and now David won't stop hitting on me.

by Widgey12 February 19, 2020