National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022

National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.

“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”

by that really nigga December 3, 2022

National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.

Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

by graeme Cock January 12, 2023

National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023