Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

Two Jealous 👀

Ronaldo

Ronaldo: Two Jealous 👀

by Letsmakethebagel May 23, 2022

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

Meat and two veg

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

Two-thousand and late

Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'

I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late

by boom1231 June 25, 2009