The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.
Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017
Get the legend of turtle headmug. the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho
by Special buddies March 25, 2008
Get the Ninja turtle that homug. by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010
Get the mud on my turtlemug. When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
by Kokipod June 7, 2014
Get the Angolan Snapping Turtlemug. by Ninjes August 31, 2016
Get the Ninja Turtle Sexmug. a synonym for titty fucking.
by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006
Get the Three Eyed Turtlemug. A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
Get the Norwegian Snapping Turtlemug.