Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

The Thing

A level 5 sexual move in which you need rocks and dirt. To preform this move you must nut on the bitches back and then right before she has time to react throw the rocks and dirt on her

I just did The Thing to a bitch last night.

by Big Dick Fella June 17, 2023

Good Thing

The one good thing in my life
Has gone away, I don't know why
She's gone away, I don't know where
Somewhere I can't follow her

The one good thing didn't stay too long
My back was turned and she was gone

Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)

People say I should forget
New friend tomorrow
Don't get upset
People say she's doing fine
Mutual friends I see sometime

That's not what I want to hear
I wanna hear she wants me near

Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
Good thing

Then one day she came back
I was so happy that I didn't act
Morning came into my room
Caught me dreaming like a fool

Good thing, my good thing
My my my my good thing
Where have you gone (good thing)
My good thing
My good thing (good thing)

Girl
Where have you gone
It's been so long
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good thing
Good God
Good God

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.

Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.

by Goblin Green June 29, 2023

One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.

The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.

by pmahc1mik October 11, 2023

one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

one thing
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✅👁✅👁✅
✅✅👄✅✅
✅✅✅✅✅
❕✅✅✅
❕✅✅✅
❕✅✅✅
❕✅✅✅
✅✅❕✅✅
✅✅❕✅✅

by jelito October 14, 2023