hard thomas

massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

Thomas

The greatest person alive

Thomas is so beautiful

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Thoma

A hot male wife daddy from genshin impact!

OMG is that Thoma from inazuma! I heard he is the fixer of the kamisato commision

by Genshindaddysimp! March 2, 2023

Mia Thomas

If your friend is very organised and interested in serial killers and very mentally ill she’s a mia Thomas. Mia Thomas was a teenager who rose to fame in Essex after she confessed to her police officer dad that she’d commit felonies whilst on tiktok. She was a fire sign infj, meaning she shared personality traits with Hitler.

“She’s ruthless, a total Mia Thomas”

by Annie Cope September 13, 2021

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.

"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019