tea kettle name

A nickname given to someone, usually in reference to an explosion or eruption of some sort. This also relates to the one who has been given the nickname's impulse to have a temper tantrum

1: Oh, hey Geyser
2: Oh, is that my new tea kettle name?
1: Yes.
2: Why, you little...

by extraterrestrialTerror February 26, 2019

Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

by Concho June 29, 2012

Tijuana Tea Leaves

A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.

Tony and I smoked some Tijuana Tea Leaves we got from a Mexican

by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 1, 2009

Spill some tea

When you're about to tell some very interesting gossip

"Did you know what happened? No? Ok I'm about to spill some tea be ready"

by MGfromthe6 December 15, 2016

Twin Tea Kettle

When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...

me and the wife were bored so we figure a little twin tea kettle action would start things up

by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009

Bafoons tea party

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order!!!!!!

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order like being at a bafoons tea party!!

by Head Bafoon on the Top table March 29, 2010

sea n tea

when your eating pussy and she pees

how was it last night
good! we did sea n tea

by badbm August 3, 2019