second great-great-cousin-pibling

Great-grandparent's second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

second cousin-pibling

Parent's second cousin.

My second cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Smile

The wrinkle on someone's cheeks when they smile only if it's in the shape of a smile.

"She got so much extra skin, girl gotta second smile."

by Failed Dictionary July 07, 2016

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 24, 2013

second great-great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's great-grandson.

My second great-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022

Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

by Solid Mantis April 05, 2020