the pumkin vine

Opposed to the grape vine, which is how common folk get information and is usually unreliable, the pumkin vine is how important people get information.

"I heard you're getting promoted."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Just through the pumkin vine."

the pumkin vine by NOTMYNECK February 22, 2008

The West Village 

A neighborhood in lower Manhattan that houses Karlie Kloss. Rich people live here. People who live here often send their kids to private schools such as: St. Luke's, VCS, City and Country, LREI, Grace Church & Friends Seminary.. (also known as the "DISC" schools) The difference between the West Village (TWV) and other areas of Manhattan is the modesty. TWV has it, the upper east side and TriBeCa don't. In TWV people are more low key with they're bragging. Subtly name dropping, label always facing out, etc. Baisically, if you live in TWV You're Rich af & you almost definitely go to a private school. (but this is New York City... Everybody goes to a private school.)

"Woah did you see that girl, she had on Lulu Lemon Leggings & a Celine Bag." "Yeah she must live in the west village"

The West Village by Can you go now? yes? yes. June 24, 2015

the perfect view 

Adjective/noun.
When someone uses a selfie camera (forward facing camera) below 240p and captures their face with the device at a 45° angle from the chest. (Capturing the chin as the main/biggest facial feature).

Noun.
Wow! Look at this picture of a person! They took a photo with the perfect view!

Adjective.
Is that the perfect view selfie that that instagram model took earlier!?

the perfect view by CupOsewage July 30, 2019

The nut virus 

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.

Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.

The nut virus by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020

The Trump virus

Another way of saying covid

Do you have the trump virus

The Trump virus by Hamilfan October 23, 2020

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez 

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger

I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez by Ztz727 June 5, 2018

Chromebook (the bad version) 

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

Chromebook (the bad version) by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022