Minty taco

When you wake up in the morning and covers a woman's vagina in toothpaste and then proceed to give her oral. This effectively brushing your teeth and making her taco minty

My girl wanted to get frisky before work in the morning so I gave her the minty taco to help me get ready.

by Exzachly69 May 21, 2017

taco sergeant

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.

Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself

by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016

lord taco

A massive gathering of fecal matter created from the exploration of a mans ass

After sex with Chris, Billy discovered lord taco on the sheets.

by Hitokiri1811 May 26, 2016

Taco Bell

Cheap alternative for laxatives

OH SHIT THE TACO BELL HIT GOTTA GET TO THE JOHN!

by Shang-Chi February 11, 2022

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

taco mamma

a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually Angelica,Maria,or Juanita
be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act

"hey sweet thing",said taco mamma
"whats up",said white male
"nothing im just single",said taco mamma
"sorry i dont date taco mammas",white male
"bye",said taco mamma

by chicken_wangs_are_nasty February 5, 2017

Spicy taco

Getting fisted by another individual up the ass and up the urethra

Hey Jeff . Do you want a spicy taco.

Sure. What's that?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!!!!

Oh Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!

by Pu gf ddguh c gftufde August 31, 2016