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Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.
Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.
by xPeteyx December 18, 2008
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Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,
Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.
by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021
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Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018
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Ring of Fire

A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.

Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.

Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
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Hood ring

A piece of jewelry that pierces the skin that covers a woman's clitoris
I got my hood ring stuck in my lacy underwear
by Irtrkr June 12, 2018
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Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011
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Yorkshire Ring

When you are three knuckles deep with your Nottingham fingers located approximately 10 miles south of Leeds.
Man last night I had a proper Yorkshire ring
by Younghansolo July 25, 2022
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