Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Yorkshire Ring

When you are three knuckles deep with your Nottingham fingers located approximately 10 miles south of Leeds.

Man last night I had a proper Yorkshire ring

by Younghansolo July 25, 2022

Ringing the bell

Slapping someone’s balls as hard as you can

John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.

Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much

by Dangeous October 16, 2023

Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.

Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?

by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017