During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020
Get the Milking the cowmug. When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
by Defineray February 27, 2024
Get the Dirty dairy cowmug. An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
Get the Cow Humormug. 
A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
Get the Legend cowmug. my brother's girlfriend is a cow.
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
Get the cowmug.