Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 06, 2010
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 06, 2010
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sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
by nihher gay shitnboi September 02, 2017
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Wee wee sausage

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.
Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.
by shilohistired July 16, 2023
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jonny sausage

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Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.
We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same
by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019
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