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Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
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salty

An unoriginal term every twelve year old uses nowadays because they think they're the top shit and they have nothing better to say.
Jim was killed by Dan
Jim: Wow you're so bad!!
Dan: lol salty lmao amirite????
by RIPPER0NI December 20, 2017
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Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.
Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.
by Jelainesters December 12, 2021
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salty pickles

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whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING
MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.
by kyreethemap May 24, 2023
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salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.
Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.
by Flieger September 24, 2016
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Salty juice box

She is being a salty juice box for no reason
by It’s brittney February 26, 2019
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Salty

Stanley: Hey, could I ask you a question?

Tiffany: What?

Stanley: Could you maybe stop consistently talking to your friends? It's becoming a very annoying habit of yours. Some of us are actually trying to pass high school and not fail like your pregnancy test.

Tiffany: Fuck off!

Stanley: No need to be Salty.
by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017
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