the salty spittoon 

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole

Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon

the salty spittoon by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016

hot and salty 

A singular noun meaning semen.

1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.

2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!

hot and salty by Justin Koehler March 27, 2005

captain salty 

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

captain salty by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

The Salty Toupe 

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

The Salty Toupe by Waffledragon155 August 22, 2012

sea salty 

too be extra salty.

Person 1: That hoe is so salty.
Person 2: Yas, that bitch is sea salty.

sea salty by yasgaga January 22, 2014

lightweight salty 

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

lightweight salty by TAJEC January 18, 2017

A Salty Handshake 

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

A Salty Handshake by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019