by lyssyeah December 5, 2020
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people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022
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AN AMAZING DAY AND ZAYN BEING THE KING THAT HE IS RULING OVER THE WORLD.
AN AMAZING DAY AND ZAYN BEING THE KING THAT HE IS RULING OVER THE WORLD.
person 1: hey do you know what happened on 24th september ,2020?
person 2: yeah it was a crazy day for zsquad and zayn and he owned the day and ruled over the world as usual like the king he is
person 2: yeah it was a crazy day for zsquad and zayn and he owned the day and ruled over the world as usual like the king he is
by louismolsmiles September 23, 2020
Get the 24th september ,2020 mug.Anyone born on september 20th is a very pretty person who doesn't mind standing up for you no matter what. Someone who will tell you the honest truth even if it hurts you but they'll force you into loving yourself. They usually make fun of your height when they are only 3 inches taller but they are the sweetest person ever to be around.
by may !! January 21, 2022
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Daisy-What does that mean?
John- It's national kiss your crush day!
Daisy-What does that mean?
John- It's national kiss your crush day!
by Parasyte111508 September 21, 2022
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