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Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.
Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.
by xPeteyx December 18, 2008
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/ring

/ring is a discord server owned by the amazing seren.
omg /ring⁉️ thats serens server
by seren2818 August 18, 2023
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Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,
Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.
by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021
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Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018
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Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"
by anonymous February 14, 2025
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Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
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