by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024
by whiptitoficial May 04, 2022
A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 04, 2021
Beta: would it be ok with you if I took this action?
Alpha: you are such a W.P.B. (whipped pussy bitch), just make it happen.
Alpha: you are such a W.P.B. (whipped pussy bitch), just make it happen.
by MFBNREMF May 10, 2018
by NolDan August 30, 2017
When you're so pussywhipped but minus the pussy or any relations. Basically being strung along by a cunning female to perform an action or manipulated solely on a wing and a prayer. When everybody BUT you know that you're not even going to see the pussy
Wow, James has just dumped on Karl today . Yeah but you know Michelle was the instigator and the whipped drone was airborne. What a tool!! But you saw when she finally kissed Karl, It safely exited with the same walk he practiced a thousand times in the mirror for her. ahh ha!
by Spew-itLike-itis September 28, 2020
A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero
Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”
by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024