The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

the birthday rule that everyone knows

The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.

Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.

by duhofcourse December 21, 2010

so you think you know

a riddle or rhyme that addresses who some1 likes

so you think you know:
well i guess u have gotten this far
You are pretty bizarre
all this for the answer to who i like?
I was afraid you might have gone on a hunger strike

so this is the last riddle or rhyme or clue
at least now u know the capital of peru
U have the first letter and with it a guess
congrats on your success

i am tired of all the rhymes
i feel i have done it too many times
so im done and im through
here is the last hint for u.

we share a favorite band: Flogging Molly

by Franz Helio December 15, 2008

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Jala-pee-know

How an American pronounces the well-known Mexican pepper

"Hey Frank! Can you pass me the jala-pee-knows?

by Derpasaurus_Rex55 November 28, 2018

do you know da way

It's a derpy Knuckles meme (from Sonic) that is known as "Uganda Knuckles"

Do you know da way? No you do not know da way.

by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025