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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient

Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.
"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021
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Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.
Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.
by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024
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small nipples

unusually small nipples are a sign of warmth, lack of sex, or you were just born with small nipples
dude you have really small nipples
by Mineta is a perv November 7, 2018
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Nipples are chafing

When your tits are hard or pointy
My nipples are chafing cause it's so cold
by King Kong Penis February 16, 2015
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Nipple Trump Twister

To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid
I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister
by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022
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