mama joe

you need help

jimmy: im gonna type in mama joe into urban dictionary

bob: you need help

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 19, 2020

Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.

Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

Hashimo joe

The action of inserting a cock in joes ass

Hey Evan wanna do Hashimo joe

by Deando July 30, 2019

Trader Joe

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020

Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt

Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"

by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022

Joe Mac

Descendent of the great cheeseburger walrus Randy from the foreign land of canadia, this whiskey walrus is know for excessive drinking, swallowing cheeseburgers whole like a seagull, and being notably terrible at spike ball. A Cinderella story gone horribly wrong. 50% pirate, 50% a ninja, 100% a double bag.
Also notorious for his finger painting abilities.
Finger paint champ 2016 bitches.

Oh shit, here comes Joe Mac, who told that fat mess about the cheeseburger whiskey party?

by Joemacny1 June 16, 2016