Bread Nazi

When you judge the quality of bread by its colors.

Guy 1: White wheated bread is low effort bread and nothing will change my mind in that way. It's the lowest level of bread.
Guy 2: Dude, what are you? Some kind of bread nazi?

by SlendyVEVO April 15, 2018

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025

Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order

The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are

by General butz February 6, 2018

Sigma Nazi

A Nazi who is lowkey a chill guy.

Person one: Are you a Nazi?
Person two: nah, i'm a sigma Nazi

by The Sigma Chill guy January 12, 2025

Grammar-Nazi

A term somebody uses based on a CollegeHumor video where a Nazi corrects somebody’s grammar.

Person 1: Your such a douche
Person 2: You’re*
Person 1: Ugh, stop being such a Grammar-Nazi!

by Just a person named john September 2, 2022

Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.

Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”

by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

Nazi

A very friendly person, (usually Jewish) who loves number-based tattoos. (Reminds of bank account)

"OMG my friend is the BEST nazi you just HAVE to go to him!!"

by VexingVays November 13, 2023