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puke 'n poke

The act of continuing, or engaging, sexual intercourse while the female is throwing up in a toilet or other appropriate vessel. The vomiting is usually alcohol induced, but other causes can be acceptable opportunities as well.
Laura can't hold her liquor very well, so we usually end up doing the puke 'n poke.
by margie'nbill March 13, 2011
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Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick
Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome
by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011
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p n' p

(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p and crystal dick)
Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener.
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger
by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007
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Big n' Nasty

Yo lets go hit up the Big n' Nasty
by golf team November 15, 2005
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hot-n-ready

5 dollar little ceasers pizza that is suppose to be already made.
warning: eating an entire one by ones self will result in a dirty sanch-hole the next day.
dude i ate that whole hot-n-ready now i got the hersey squirts like there no tomorrow.
by poopoo mcgoo69 March 31, 2009
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