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Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and ripping a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.
“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican Charzard in Darrel’s basement last week? He caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”
by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021
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The Mexican Landgrab

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab
by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012
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Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"
by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018
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mexican mint

Something fresh and Mexican or possibly Mexican American, could also refer to dope, and is sometimes used like the slang word "dope", (Its also a fashion blog, feat Mexican style).
Example: "-Check out that flyer with that dude wearing a crazy mexican wrestler mask! -Yeah man, thats mexican mint, bro!".
by Regina Sanchez July 22, 2014
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Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022
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Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.
She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.
by 68whiskey September 16, 2018
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step mexican

When your mother or father remarries someone of Mexican heritage, his/her children are considered Step Mexican.
Friend: You're so white

Me: Nah, I'm totally step Mexican
by maxitoburrito April 25, 2017
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