Matt

He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.

Matt is really good at ARK.

by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 3, 2021

matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets

Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony

by Josh poole November 27, 2014

shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.

Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there

by AgencyofM April 19, 2021

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matte

Ships to bffs and starts calling the girl protective when they just bffs

Omg shes such a matte she always ships bffs

by Ashley YT June 24, 2021

Matt Eastwood

plastic fan

he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.

by MrBobbins October 24, 2018