fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

Spicy light bulb

During anal intercorse, the child receiving fat dick climbs a rope with his testicles dipped in gasoline and grabs and lightbulb. The uncle grabs the lightbulb from the child and shoves it inside the child’s anus and puts the boys dick into an outlet. The lightbulb will soon glow after a brief stroke.

I heard uncle jimmy giving spicy light bulbs to billy last night

by Bosaboy51 December 10, 2017

flick them lights

playing with someones nipples.

Hey baby, let me flick them lights

by hippiedruggie March 15, 2011

might look light

What attention grabbing slurs or otherwise quite irrelevant to societal contributions and development, perhaps undereducated females say when their outfits,shoes,handbags etc look seemingly understated YET they feel its a "heavyweight" ensemble!!!

"Might Look Light" BUT LOOK I HAVE ON DESIGNER LABELS!!!!

by Kalibean September 28, 2013

Lighting cover-up

When a game developer drenches everyone and everything in their game with really shiny lighting, to cover up the fact that the graphics are shit. Not to be confused with cel-shading.

Mario Kart Wii, Fallout 3, and Grand Theft Auto IV are great examples of lighting cover-up.

by Christophucked February 22, 2011

blue light whore

A female who only sexually associates herself with volunteer firemen.

Bro, remember that blue light whore our chief went out with? I'm dating her now too.

by Boxadonuts22 September 20, 2016

finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

by german fuel June 17, 2018