Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 29, 2024
When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.
Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”
by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024
random preschooler:woah look a kitty!(pets "kitty")ouch it bit me! me:BECAUSE ITS AN ISLAND FOX DUMMY
by Axolotl_Eggy123 February 21, 2022
When one completes a Falkland Island Flickergooning session, which involves gooning whilst flicking the firefighter's cap of a man's penis while taking part in a tribal ritual around a campfire, one is taken back to the year 1982 at the beginning of the Falklands War.
Hey man, just finished Falkland Island Flickergooning. Really helped ease my stress; You know, it's final's week.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
Dude, I'm gonna try that. Weed just doesn't hit the same.
by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024
A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.
by Arugulae December 27, 2014
by shitterboy November 06, 2018
It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.
by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017