Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

Froze Bone

When you insert ones penis into a freezer for 10 minutes then insert it into ones orifices (anus)

I put my penis in the freezer for 10 minutes then gave Michelle a Froze Bone.

by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016

Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal

Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver

by YRNmagilla August 4, 2014

bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Bone saw

Like, when you in France and you want to say a nice little evening greeting you say Bone saw!

Bone saw, madam!

by faceon56 August 20, 2016

Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

royaly boned

royaly boned = big trouble/your well in for it.

boy: i just ran over my girlfriend. she was cheating on me. 1000s of people saw me do it and the cops are after me.

girl: you are royaly boned dude.

by emo rach wants attention March 28, 2007