When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.
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Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.
Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.
MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.
MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.
MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.
MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.
MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.
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