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Goated

(Greatest of all time) slang,adjective considered the greatest of all time
Goated, cr7 is the goat of football ⚽️
by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025
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Goat

(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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GOAT

acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'.
by gary_the_goat April 2, 2024
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The Goat

A phrase - Defined by achieving greatness to the greatest extent of your capability.
One day my friend comes over, said LeBron James is the GOAT over MR AIR JORDAN.
by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023
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GOAT

Also known as Jason Coach-aczynski /Hank / JK

- Thinks he's the GOAT but we all know HK is the REAL GOAT.
Jason commonly refers to himself as the GOAT but we all know who actually sorts the real issues out... HK.
by WFCo December 15, 2022
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Goated

A person, organism, male, woman, and or non binary who is a goat doubled
Dang bro, your goated at this game!
by Dagoat_2827 March 29, 2023
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