GOAT

One Word... Brian Scalabrine

AKA Greatest of All Time

God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.

If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?

by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017

secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.

Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!

by Dav Glen May 7, 2017

Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

goat blooded

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Goat

As said by Rhett and Link goats are evil sheep

Uggh that goat looks like Satan took a shit and didn't flush.

by goat1579 June 18, 2017

GOAT

Could stand for 'Greatest Of All Time'..etc.
Also name of the Maynard brothers (youtuber Jack and singer Conor) group which as Jack says "could mean anything you want it to mean"

"You're the GOAT"
or
"Have you heard the new GOAT song?"

by kxgreen November 2, 2017