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ghost poop

Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......
1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged
by AUSMOSES February 28, 2009
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ghost job

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
by ghost fan June 10, 2008
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Ghost Shit

1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.

2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)
"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"

"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"

"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."
by DBIT September 19, 2009
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ghost riding

ghost ridin is when you gettin stupid..your cars rollin down the street, you got the doors open...hangin out the doors dancin,feelin yourself..best done when thizzen, or drunk.
good ghost riding: bounce with the car as it start to shake,open up the car go's the whole damn car load,hop out and follow,while you let the car role, ghost ride the whip while you ride the strip,it's the chance to do your dance on the side of it,
Mac Dre-thizzle dance
thizz in peace Dre
by kelly&blunt May 12, 2006
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white ghost

When you take a poop, wipe, and there is NO poop on the toilet paper. A clean poop.
I took the best poop today, it was a white ghost!
by pooper2011 January 12, 2011
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Sticky Ghost

When you cum all over a chick and she proceeds to stand up while the bed sheet stick to her. Then you poke holes in her eyes.
I gave her a sticky ghost during the halloween party.
by Matt Norman August 5, 2003
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ghost-post

The feeling that remains between your toes after you take off toe-post sandals.
After walking for ages in these flip flops earlier I've still got ghost-post!
by Marbear#1 May 7, 2011
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