real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009
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Real Brand New

A term used when someone does something or something happens that is completely unexpected or out of the ordinary. Or in some cases just pisses you off.
The way Sarah talked to me last night was Real Brand New.
by ShyGirl22 March 05, 2009
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Real Man’s Man

Where you wear a construction hat squeeze oranges flex and shave
Person: what the fuck that guy doing?
Person 2: what do you mean he’s a real man’s man respect him
by WCG847 February 24, 2021
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Real Life Superhero

A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.
Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
by HeroesNetwork March 08, 2023
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Real Gangsta Hours

Picture this; *Its 8:30 pm on a Sunday night, you and you're homie are chilling on rust listen to those sweet sweet gangsta tunes and you already no what mutha hecken time it is* "All the gangstas take the floor as we step on stage all the ladies ask for more" - 213 Crew
"Yo loopy2247!" says AUcairns "yeah whats cooking my mutha hecking homie from the south?" exclaims loopy2247 "Is it Real Gangsta hours?" says AUcairns louder than before, "Yeah I think it mutha hecken is!" *AUcairns gets music bot to play Keepin It Gangsta by Fabulous in the 'Chill Gangstas' section of the Snag Boys discord server* "It's Real Gangsta Hours!" exclaim loopy2247 and AUcairns together
by Coochie Snagger October 28, 2018
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Team Real Healthy

someone who doesn't do real sick things, eats cheese, carrot flavored soft serve ice cream, celery. lettuce. someone who doesn't get rowdy and is soft
Mark was the 2007 number one recruit for team real healthy
by Real Sick April 02, 2007
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Real Tyler Blevins

One of the best Fortnite and Roblox Wrestlers of All Time, he's such a pro, and he's a very epic gamer with his Fortnite Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Championship, he's the real Ninja Tyler Blevins and if you say he's a fake, he will 360 No Scope you back to the Fortnite Lobby.
Bro he's too pro, that must be Real Tyler Blevins!
by coreyz July 04, 2022
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