When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity
Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!
by pringlenads March 18, 2021
When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.
by fitinglosers January 28, 2016
When two men fight with their erected penises and cum everywhere as if they were banging swords together
by Ahhhansj November 05, 2018
by Unknown user 72 March 24, 2020
two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.
"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"
"aye this shit is boring"
by bussyfarts July 22, 2021
You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
by Csokiskuki March 06, 2020
When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025