Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024

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Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear

I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!

by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024

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Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.

example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."

by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019

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Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

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Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

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Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

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