*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
