When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.
by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.
Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.
by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

by rodderx November 17, 2014

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
by Christophlak June 18, 2024

by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021
