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Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.
When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.
by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018
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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
mugGet the dick in your earmug.

dog-ear

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.
Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.
by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022
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Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator
by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016
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ear scouting

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.
by rodderx November 17, 2014
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.
If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.
by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021
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