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Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.
Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.
by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021
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Se dan un tiro

Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it means they could hold a duel or could easily have a one on one gentleman’s fist fight.

What it actually means is that two things are equal in measure to such a point that they might need to resort to drastic measures in order to change one’s perception.
That chick’s hot af.

Yeah but check out this one…

*pulls out phone and shows a picture*

Se dan un tiro.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 11, 2024
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Dan

A man with 42 b*tches that's always playing games.
Dan: Send me some t*tties
by YouOweMeNewTiddies February 16, 2024
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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
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Dan

(Verse 1)
He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache,
People stop and stare, they just can't match,
Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town,
With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Verse 2)
From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face,
Dan's moustache brings a certain grace,
He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride,
Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.

(Bridge)
With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign,
In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign.
So if you see him passing by,
Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry.

(Chorus)
He's Dan, oh so grand,
With his moustache, he's the man,
Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan,
He's Dan, oh so grand.
Dan - Pes patrón.
by levuzzzzAgain February 27, 2024
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dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids
that's a real dan moment
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Dan

by spockatemyhomework March 7, 2024
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