National Poggers Day 

National Poggers Day is on April 17th, celebrating all of the poggers champions. Every person is required to pog at least once on this day.

Happy National Poggers day dude. poggers!!!

National Poggers Day by M.Ink April 15, 2020

National sexual assault day 

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

National sexual assault day by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

national give a girl your hoodie day 

give a girl your hoodie this october 22

thanks for the hoodie on this national give a girl your hoodie day

national give a girl your hoodie day by .....kiki October 18, 2019

a day to remember

a killer band that mixes metalcore with post-hardcore and pop punk to make the best damn music ever. you'd better check them out or you'll regret it.

the plot to bomb the panhandle is a day to remember's fuckin best song

a day to remember by the guy you ran over April 22, 2008

National Singles Awareness Day 

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

National Singles Awareness Day by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

same shit different day 

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.

Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.

same shit different day by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011

Boxing Day 

Big holiday on the day after Christmas in the United Kingdom and many of the Commonwealth countries. Boxes of gift items and money were distributed to one's servants or employees--probably the origin of Christmas bonuses.

On Boxing Day in the Middle Ages, the Lord of the Manor gave boxes of tools, money and other things his serfs needed to do their work in his lands. Today, boxes of clothing and food items are given to the needy.

Boxing Day by Will F. December 16, 2008