Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

by Eldon John October 7, 2021

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Canadians

You can eat Canadians

Snakes do not like Canadians

You can eat Canadian eggs

Canadians cannot fly

Many Canadians will eat baby rats

Canadians are not venomous

Canadians do not have 7 legs

Canadians are very sorry

Canadians have vocal chords

Canadians do not have webbed feet

“Did you see those Canadians?”

“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2021

canadian budgie

Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.

'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'

by snaffles January 2, 2017

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016